5.10.2012

Who cares

Gay marriage, who fucking cares ( I don't)

Planned parenthood, who cares, they do more than abortions (which help you)

Concussions in the NFL, who cares, they knew exactly what they were doing.

Fake tits, who cares, natural feel better

Don't like meat or fur, who cares, just don't tell me what to eat an people to wear.

Who fucking cares what people do, just don't tell me what to do or what to believe or how to feel. Republicans claim to be conservative and smaller government, but ask for regulations on what we can do. Democrats what is to be able to have more freedom but with conditions. Fuck em both, they need to shut the fuck up, and let humans decide for themselves.

4.19.2012

Oh bullshit

There are many crimes that deserve death as punishment. The human race is the only parasite on this planet that harbors the thought that natural selection is not correct. We have made the "right" to life a priority but not the requirement to behave. Do not get me wrong there is a huge difference with intent and severity. Am I saying that it's eye for an eye? Fuck no, but there has to be severe consequences for your crimes that destroy lives. If you rape a woman or girl intentionally and it's aggregated, lose your balls, period. Raping a woman or girl is not a simple crime. It destroys the whole family and effects her for life. She will always have trust issues, has lost her innocence, lost her smile. If you are some asshole that thinks you have a "right" to rape and violate anyone, lose your balls, period.

Women are treasures, they have to be treated that way.

4.03.2012

Profiling

Every single human being is profiled, some more prominent than others. This does not mean you have to actively try and fit that profile, take some fucking responsibility people.

If you don't want to be profiled, no matter the reason, the. Stop allowing yourself to be profiled.

1.29.2012

Ahhh to be a kid again

Man I wish I was a kid again, not giving a fuck about anything. No responsibilities, get to be a dumb zombie and play video games. Oh, but it's a different generation you say. You're right, a generation that can't stand up to politicians, can't govern themselves, can't make their own decisions, can't exercise without the fear of lawsuit, can't play sports like they are meant to be played, can't claim to be the smartest country or the most prosperous.

If my granddad were alive, he would whoop my ass for letting my kids be so lazy and have virtually no responsibility. Each time I try, their mother doesn't make them follow up. So do I keep trying? The movie idiocracy is going to be proven right.

1.24.2012

State of the Union

Well, I didn't hear anything new compared to the ones I have ever heard before. A bunch of no answers and unrealistic dreams. Not ideas, dreams. Thanks Obama for the great quotes I got out of my dad watching your speech.

Politicians again

Obama has to go to bed laughing every night. Romney and Gingrich are squabbling like 4 year olds and not saying anything about Obama not what they would do if they got the job. If someone doesn't sit these two or just one of then in a room and says "look , either you turn your focus to what you actually want to do or you don't stand a fucking chance" then forget it. These two are turning so many people off and the media is gladly letting them destroy each other and play politics. Voters don't vote because they get turned off by the bickering. All this is music to Democrats ears.

So, Romney and Gingrich, shut the fuck up about the little shit that means nothing for November and start concentrating on November. Please or we will have 4 more years of Obama.

1.11.2012

Being a good guy

I was the best to you, I provided for you without question. I provided and still provide for my kids. I may not be the best tempered dad, but I have never once abused my kids. I may speak loud, yell sometimes, not be compassionate, but fuck you for thinking I don't care about my kids and love them. I fucking gave you everything penny I had an still have, I gave you my soul and never got anything in return. Was I so bad of a dad that I still get the kids, I watched the kids so you go out and dance, party, drink and sleep who knows where. I was a little bitch of a pushover and you knew it, you knew I was so madly in love you could do what you wanted.

Do I have a temper with my kids, yes, was it all my fault, fuck no. Yeah, it is my job to fix my temper, but fuck you for not helping. I asked many times for help without a fucking response from you. We divorced because of my parenting, so you say, yet I am expected to be there and act like I am still a 100% full time dad? That makes no fucking sense.

I let you run my life for 9 years, not one time did I go out of my way to ask you for help, why you ask, because you wouldn't do it or tell me to do it myself.

I am sorry you are realizing that I was your money cow and now I'm not, but fuck you for making feel the way you do. I don't deserve you being a bitch at every turn. You need to step the fuck up, realize you asked for the divorce, not me and be a fucking single mother like you wanted. I am not tour patsy anymore.

Fuck you

1.08.2012

Politicians

Anyone know why it never seems like our elected Congress is never working? Well, they get 23 1/2 weeks of vacation a year. Oh, but they don't call it vacation, it's non-legislative work time. See, I have a very generous company and I get 5 weeks of non-company time. So let's do some basic math, there are 52 weeks a year, they take VACATION for 23.5 of that leaving "work" weeks at 28.5. Ok, they get paid $193,400 a year for 2011, divided by 28.5 weeks is over $6,700 a work week. Let's now take that and divide by 40 hours a week, I know, 'yeah right' but I have to give them the benefit of the doubt don't I? Fuck no, but I am.

So $6700 / 40 hours a week is about $169 an hour. Jesus, that's about the same as a sleezeball lawyer who ends up dead in a Porsche submerged in a canal with a much younger couple in the car. On top of salary and healthcare, they also get an expense account that can be 5-8 times their salary, do the math. I

So, now let's address Gabriel Giffords, who has stepped into Washington D.C. once in the last 12 months. Yes, she was shot in the head while campaigning on vacation (non-legislative time) one year ago today. In 12 months she has cast one vote, not been in one single committee meeting, not met with one single person who can or did vote for her, but has manage to have American taxpayers pay her $193,400 salary, benefits and millions in health care and travel. If she had any ability to serve her elected roll, she would have. I understand, "oh, but she was shot by a crazy man." yes, yes she was, but she is obviously not able to serve her elected role, so she have either resigned or been replaced in a special election. Just not like when Obama had to be replaced, that didn't end well for his hometown buddies who were playing politics as usual.

So, after all that what am I saying?

Politicians can say what they want about not 'asking' for all the benefits, but when was the last time you heard one step up an deny benefits, modify benefits or god forbid as their benefits are too exorbitant for what they need/deserve? They wonder why approval rates are so low or why they have a bad reputation. Well, they have worked very hard to earn those reputations.

Dear politicians paid by American tax dollars. Wake the fuck up an realize who pays the bills and respect those people. Otherwise fuck you, you don't deserve what you have.

1.04.2012

Rich nation?

How can we be the richest nation on earth when we have more debt than the rest of the world combined? Our politicians don't give a shit, wanna know why? Well they are not paid to make needed tough decisions, they are paid to take vacations, bicker, as do what the rich few want and what THEIR ideals are. They do not listen to the people for one fucking reason. The people don't speak up. You want the nation we live in, the most prosperous in modern times to crumble to become a second world country? Well if we keep allowing our politicians to run around unchecked, keep re-electing them without question or condition, we will become a country of outsourced nation and were we do nothing for ourselves. Politicians campaign for months before their first test, tear each other apart as opposed to dealing with real issues that actually effect us normal folk, then drop out the morning after their first test. Are we ever gonna get a politician with some actual steel balls that can actually walk the walk. So many of these fuckers talk a big game, ten get tested and wilt faster than a paper pussy left in a rain storm.

Someone please step the fuck up, walk the walk and do some shit that actually matters. Why do you think people hate politics? It's because of the constant bullshit childish behavior and sense of entitlement and perceived respect. You earn respect and honor you dipshits. Yeah you Hypocrite Romney, Grinch, Silver Tongue Perry, Can't make a rational thought Bauchman, can't keep my hands to myself Cain, who is John Huntsman, and Santorum?

The only one who has a strong belief In what they say in Ron Paul. He is the only one who actually has rational thought, speaks the truth and doesn't waver on topics and be a pussy to poll numbers. I am not endorsing him in any way mainly since he has never done shit in Congress. None of these fuckers have done a goddamn thing that actually effects Americans in a way we can see.

All I can say is the downward slope we started with "I did not have sexual relations with that woman" , "it depends on what your definition of 'is' is?" and "oh that cigar I put in her pussy on my desk in the oval office" and "mission accomplished" will only continue until someone finds their balls and remembers why they were elected, and don't confuse that with why they ran for office. Those are two different things. You fuckers.

12.13.2011

Special edition

In the following, names have been changed to protect the retarded.

Email to the kids school from tonight from me.

"Mrs. Teacher,

I apologize that (my son) did not ask permission to use the free homework pass before using it. Unfortunately, to a parent that has not received an instruction manual on how to properly use a free pass, I was under the assumption it could be used on any days homework for that single days work. Now that we know this is not the case, I will ask first before using a free homework pass. I know it is late in the semester and we are still adjusting to the procedures you wish to have in your classroom. I have previously asked that if a note were truly needed to add a sticky note to the work, this is not occurring as tonight's assignment had a note on the sheet, thus defacing it for any future keepsake and also in his daily planner. This was completely unnecessary as a single note in the planner or a sticky note would have sufficed.

I want to assure you that as a parent of 2 students who have special needs that (your) School has greatly helped with, I do not intentionally skip, delay or adjust homework. It is a constant battle with homework which creates great stress at home with homework given on a constant basis.

Throughout this semester and past years there has been a severe lack of communication from the school and administration (which I have previously addressed) on what is truly expected and genuine understanding of a students home life and consideration of parents and schedules. It is primarily a parents role to educate their children with the assistance of teachers such as yourself and administrators such as Mrs. Principal, but good communication is still key. I have severely disagreed with many aspects of The (your) School and treatment of my two sons along with their mother and I. The school has a consistent poor tone and demeanor towards our children and our family. The past few years have been extremely hard on our family with a divorce, health scares and finances. Some of this information has been shared with the school but most has not. However, no matter our situation as parents, we have consistently bit our tongue and gone along with the treatment and tone displayed to our family. I believe since our requests as parents have fallen on deaf ears at this school, our only option would be to remove our sons along with their tuition dollars. Unfortunately at this time that is not an option, our sons have not been prepared for a public school environment, hence the continued need for Your School.

Our tuition is currently past due strictly as a measuring stick to our willingness to continue our relationship with Your School. As a family we are willing to continue to forge through the information battles as we have become accustomed to it. I believe it is in yours, the schools and our best interest if a better line of communication were established. Hopefully we can establish a better line of communication and next semester can not only get off on a right foot, but we will move forward.

Thank you,
The Ranter

Pissed

I am just fuckin pissed, flat out bad mood, pissed. To all you fuckers out there that are just god damn asshole mother fuckers that lack a common sense cell in your body, FUCK YOU! For years, decades, centuries our culture has increased technology which is great, but also causes more trouble. Life isn't fair, I get that, but Jesus mother fucking Christ, can people seriously not think about shit? My grandkids will have no clue what common sense or thinking out of the box truly mean. Kind of like how my generation can't do a lick of math, next generations only get worse.

Schools are bad because of horrific politicians, horrible management of the school an uninspired teachers. If my granddad were alive he would kick my ass, then go to my kids school, kick the schools ass, the. Kick anyone's ass who said he was wrong and not being polite. Polite only gets you nice remarks, it doesn't do a damn thing web it comes to fixing a situation or finding a resolution.

Come on you fucking humans, let's get our balls back, quit worrying about upsetting people and get shit done.

One of the worst acted movies I have ever seen was Idiocracy, but it has the best message of all time. If our world continues on this path, in 200 years we will all be retarded because smart people didn't reproduce like rabbits and education didn't mean shit.

FUCK FUCK FUCK

12.04.2011

Congrats

I want to congratulate Tiger Woods for his win today. In case you didn't know, today he won his first golf tournament in two years. The first one since the threw his life down a fucking toilet. Jesus Christ was he not one of the dumbest pieces of shit in history? You have (correction: had), a woman that a gay guy would drool to fuck, lesbians would kill for and any straight man dreams of from magazines from when they snook Playboys from theirs moms nightstand. I mean seriously, one of the hottest women in history and you had to throw it all away for some ugly ass women. If they were hot, well I would still call you a piece of shit, but at least I could see whatever it was you saw attractive in those whores. Yes, they were whores. They knew he was married, fucking liars if they claim otherwise or dumber than a box of broken retarded nut size pebbles.

So congrats to Tiger Woods for losing sponsors, your smoking hot wife and your kids being an ocean away.

Oh and congrats on your win, now you can go home and celebrate with ... Um... Your dog?

12.01.2011

Dumb ass

If you are so fucking incompetent that you do not know the basics of you job and you have more tenure than others that are wayyyyy above you knowledge capacity, then you deserve whatever you get. If you are dumber than a broken box of shattered shit rubbed in kerosene lit on fire and shit on again rocks, then you need to own up to the fact you are a Dumbfuck McFuckbrain.

I mean seriously, I can't do my job and have to wipe your ass and drooly face from how small your mental capacity is. My fucking dog can do your job better and he is half retarded and has no thumbs. HE HAS NO THUMBS!!! So why should I have to wipe yours also?

Grow the fuck up, realize you are a broken piece of peanut on a fossilized hunk of monkey shit and leave me the fuck alone with you retarded questions you stupid god damn fuckbrain.

Please and thank you

11.29.2011

Bullying

Our kids spend more time in school than at home for 180 days a year. They are exposed to all different people, fellow students, teachers, administrators and other parents. Our schools talk a big game on stopping and opposing bullying. Our legislature creates meaningless bills and laws around bullying. Politicians and administrators hold press conferences, news organizations show reports and pleads.

What people don't realize is that these "professionals" don't know shit on how to effectively tackle an issue they truly don't understand. If these "educators" or "politicians" want to truly get to the root of the problem, the PARENTS. Jesus Christ, where do you think gets learn and taught it's ok? If you want the kids to stop bullying or being bullied, you have to start at home.

Stop passing useless laws and touting them. Stop doing reports on what can be done about bullying. How about we start reporting in the parents and kids who encourage or don't stop bullying? How about going after the actual problem as opposed to sitting back and making bullshit decisions that you know mean nothing?

Any politicians or educators wanna dispute that?

11.23.2011

Ugly babies

That's it. There are ugly babies, if you don't think so, fuck you, you're an idiot.

11.20.2011

Occupy "insert city"

Ok, I completely 100% understand what you are arguing for, but! But you need to realize that the way you are demonstrating is actually retarding your point. You are completely unorganized, completely blaming the wrong people, an completely fucking stupid on how to protest. For one I completely agree, there are too few people who control too much money, but guess what, that is worldwide. Does a CEO of a failing company need to be paid 7 figures, no. What the "99%ers" need to realize is that you don't claim to be downtrodden and pull out your iPhones, do see Somali kids (who know hardship) taking pictures while holding a chicken leg do you? If you want to protest represent yourself, not me.

You wanna protest the 1%, go protest Congress. Who makes the rules, takes "donations", and visits the 1%? You need to take your dysfunctional protest and go to Washington D.C., your state capital building, local government. Also, please stop bullshitting everyone.

Just stop being retarded and hippie douchebag hipsters.

11.19.2011

School district lines

Ok Denton ISD, let me get this straight. You have sole discretion over which school my kids would attend, I have none. You have sole discretion over where schools are needed and built, but build where land is donated. You have the sole fucking authority to not think with common sense but with stupidity that makes your first graders eligible for school board. So, currently my kids live in a neighborhood where the land was given from one district (Argyle) to a poorer district (Denton) to comply with the fucking retarded Robin Hood of giving money or district land to the state. So Argyle gives land to the Denton district to comply with punishing richer districts and my kids neighborhood was the only area given up. Ok, so for the kids in our neighborhood to get to school they pass all schools in Argyle, they drive another 6 miles to get to school. Fucking thank you assholes. Now, because the fucking idiots who made "educated" decisions want to make another change. Instead of all kids going to schools that are right near each other 7miles from home, let's split them up. So, now elementary will travel not to the TWO schools that are closer and right next to the middle school, they will go now 6 miles to the northeast, while middle school goes 7 miles southeast and high school goes 14 miles north. Keep in mind they are currently all bundled together within a mile, 7 miles away past another entire school district.

Moral of the story, common sense is a greater weapon and tool than being edumacated and in "important" roles that give you the thrill of making decisions that don't make sense. Way to go Denton ISD, way to show that poor grades start at the top and trickle down. Thank god the school board doesn't have to take the standardized tests.

11.14.2011

PETA

Ok PETA, I have a question. You are now turning your so misguided aim at Nintendo. Mario promotes wearing fur because Mario wears a squirrel costume? Are you fucking kidding me? You people are so fucking stupid you can't see that your message gets lost because you are to stupid to understand your critics. can you seriously act like grown ups any time soon. You people are fucking stupid, are you all vegans? Is milking a cow unethical? Why is it that I have to be unfairly having to hear your misguided message? Can I call you next time I see a dead bird and you come give it a proper funeral? You people need to grow up, give your message to your cult followers and let us live our lives. I hope I don't promote animal cruelty by giving my dog a haircut, since you know, it isn't natural to use electric clippers on dog hair.

11.12.2011

Child molesters

Ok, how much does a bullet cost, what $0.50? How much does it cost per year to house an inmate $40000? If you are a child molester, rapist or any type of sexual predator then fuck you. If there is evidence to show that you are an asshole of this degree, you get your trial, found guilty, take you out back and $0.50 later, tadaaaaaa. This is for those with good evidence, not circumstantial.

Sexual predators cannot be rehabbed, period. Fuck you doctors and physcho bullshit spewers, they can't be. Bullets are the only way that sexual predators learn to stop being predators.

To all those victims I am sorry for your pain, the human race has let you down if your attacker is still alive.

No apologies

So I need an outlet for frustration and just my rumblings. I make no apologies for what I say or how you feel. If you don't like what I say, I respect that, but respect my opinions also. I am not politically correct, nor do I plan to be. So let the fun begin.