Special edition

In the following, names have been changed to protect the retarded.

Email to the kids school from tonight from me.

"Mrs. Teacher,

I apologize that (my son) did not ask permission to use the free homework pass before using it. Unfortunately, to a parent that has not received an instruction manual on how to properly use a free pass, I was under the assumption it could be used on any days homework for that single days work. Now that we know this is not the case, I will ask first before using a free homework pass. I know it is late in the semester and we are still adjusting to the procedures you wish to have in your classroom. I have previously asked that if a note were truly needed to add a sticky note to the work, this is not occurring as tonight's assignment had a note on the sheet, thus defacing it for any future keepsake and also in his daily planner. This was completely unnecessary as a single note in the planner or a sticky note would have sufficed.

I want to assure you that as a parent of 2 students who have special needs that (your) School has greatly helped with, I do not intentionally skip, delay or adjust homework. It is a constant battle with homework which creates great stress at home with homework given on a constant basis.

Throughout this semester and past years there has been a severe lack of communication from the school and administration (which I have previously addressed) on what is truly expected and genuine understanding of a students home life and consideration of parents and schedules. It is primarily a parents role to educate their children with the assistance of teachers such as yourself and administrators such as Mrs. Principal, but good communication is still key. I have severely disagreed with many aspects of The (your) School and treatment of my two sons along with their mother and I. The school has a consistent poor tone and demeanor towards our children and our family. The past few years have been extremely hard on our family with a divorce, health scares and finances. Some of this information has been shared with the school but most has not. However, no matter our situation as parents, we have consistently bit our tongue and gone along with the treatment and tone displayed to our family. I believe since our requests as parents have fallen on deaf ears at this school, our only option would be to remove our sons along with their tuition dollars. Unfortunately at this time that is not an option, our sons have not been prepared for a public school environment, hence the continued need for Your School.

Our tuition is currently past due strictly as a measuring stick to our willingness to continue our relationship with Your School. As a family we are willing to continue to forge through the information battles as we have become accustomed to it. I believe it is in yours, the schools and our best interest if a better line of communication were established. Hopefully we can establish a better line of communication and next semester can not only get off on a right foot, but we will move forward.

Thank you,
The Ranter

Pissed

I am just fuckin pissed, flat out bad mood, pissed. To all you fuckers out there that are just god damn asshole mother fuckers that lack a common sense cell in your body, FUCK YOU! For years, decades, centuries our culture has increased technology which is great, but also causes more trouble. Life isn't fair, I get that, but Jesus mother fucking Christ, can people seriously not think about shit? My grandkids will have no clue what common sense or thinking out of the box truly mean. Kind of like how my generation can't do a lick of math, next generations only get worse.

Schools are bad because of horrific politicians, horrible management of the school an uninspired teachers. If my granddad were alive he would kick my ass, then go to my kids school, kick the schools ass, the. Kick anyone's ass who said he was wrong and not being polite. Polite only gets you nice remarks, it doesn't do a damn thing web it comes to fixing a situation or finding a resolution.

Come on you fucking humans, let's get our balls back, quit worrying about upsetting people and get shit done.

One of the worst acted movies I have ever seen was Idiocracy, but it has the best message of all time. If our world continues on this path, in 200 years we will all be retarded because smart people didn't reproduce like rabbits and education didn't mean shit.

FUCK FUCK FUCK

Congrats

I want to congratulate Tiger Woods for his win today. In case you didn't know, today he won his first golf tournament in two years. The first one since the threw his life down a fucking toilet. Jesus Christ was he not one of the dumbest pieces of shit in history? You have (correction: had), a woman that a gay guy would drool to fuck, lesbians would kill for and any straight man dreams of from magazines from when they snook Playboys from theirs moms nightstand. I mean seriously, one of the hottest women in history and you had to throw it all away for some ugly ass women. If they were hot, well I would still call you a piece of shit, but at least I could see whatever it was you saw attractive in those whores. Yes, they were whores. They knew he was married, fucking liars if they claim otherwise or dumber than a box of broken retarded nut size pebbles.

So congrats to Tiger Woods for losing sponsors, your smoking hot wife and your kids being an ocean away.

Oh and congrats on your win, now you can go home and celebrate with ... Um... Your dog?

Dumb ass

If you are so fucking incompetent that you do not know the basics of you job and you have more tenure than others that are wayyyyy above you knowledge capacity, then you deserve whatever you get. If you are dumber than a broken box of shattered shit rubbed in kerosene lit on fire and shit on again rocks, then you need to own up to the fact you are a Dumbfuck McFuckbrain.

I mean seriously, I can't do my job and have to wipe your ass and drooly face from how small your mental capacity is. My fucking dog can do your job better and he is half retarded and has no thumbs. HE HAS NO THUMBS!!! So why should I have to wipe yours also?

Grow the fuck up, realize you are a broken piece of peanut on a fossilized hunk of monkey shit and leave me the fuck alone with you retarded questions you stupid god damn fuckbrain.

Please and thank you